Life is a Highway (highway) wrote,
Life is a Highway
highway

Just received a notice from the internet

INTERNET PARKING NOTICE

During our routine sweep of the Internet we, 
the Internet Police, have discovered that 
you have been on your chair in front of the computer
TOO LONG!

You are HEREBY ORDERED 
to clean up that pile of 
cups, cans, wrappers and papers on your desk 
(yes, we can see you -- sit up straight!) 
and after you have logged into 
the real world for a minimum of ten minutes 
you may log back on to the Internet. 

Failure to comply may result in loss of reality, 
carpal tunnel syndrome, 
and the requirement of a larger chair. 
The timer starts NOW! Get off your butt -- 
you'll thank us for it later.  
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